m3mphis-may-fire:

Do you ever wonder how someone can even like you? 




poyzn:

Animals that are unbelievably awesome.




unclefather:

Snowflakes are a weird concept to me. What makes them that shape? Why do they just fall out of the sky shaped like that? Who is making them that shape? Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon


shit 


a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.



partytilfajr:

Why are people acting like Muslims get a daily email informing us what we have to condemn?

I’m done apologizing for things I didn’t do.




berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen




booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you







indianmuslim:

 ya Allah




sia-ali:

Fuck Yeah Men of Color

forever my favorite post





mehndi 


somaliperspective:

halaharte:

SOMALIA STAND UPPPPP

love it




Liam & Louis: *write entire One Direction album*
Fans: ...
Harry: *writes like two songs for other artists*
Fans: YAS HARRY YOU SO TALENTED SO DEEP AND EMOTIONAL SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PERSON

tbh 


*gets a sugar daddy just to pay for textbooks*


same 


lyxdelsic:

mom, dad, I’m bi

bilingual haha hasta luego bitches