At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes




cumleak:

it was thirst at first sight




true strength is being able to watch kal ho naa ho without obscuring your vision because of your tears.




casual-isms:

Casual racism is calling a black student “loud”, “obnoxious”, and “troublemaker” and a white student who acts a similar way in class “silly”, “funny”, and “class clown”.

Casual sexism is calling a cis female student “loud”, “obnoxious” and “bitchy” and a cis male student “social”, “funny”, and “someone who participates in an engaging way”.




llllucy:

Me at parties







http://swiftkaleidoscopes.tumblr.com/post/96517236206/stilesmcalll-samanthakaynielsen

stilesmcalll:

samanthakaynielsen:

stilesmcalll:

I hate when you get hit with those random feelings of panic and the nagging sense that something isnt right even though everything around you looks fine and you’re just standing there staring with your heart rate steadily increasing…




usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power




ebuddies:

omgf




Nearly half a million Palestinian children in Gaza were unable to start the new school year as scheduled. During #Israel’s latest assault on #Gaza, 244 schools were damaged and at least 25 schools were left beyond repair. 

In addition, many of Gaza’s schools continue to serve as shelters for the more than 100,000 Palestinians made homeless by Israeli attacks since July 7.

Learn more: http://bit.ly/1qGbab4




celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”


oh god 


tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*




friendshipandlabor:

capitalism sucks because we have enough food to feed everybody on the planet yet 840 million people deal with (artificial) scarcity 




eliaes:

👏👏




ghostofscrooge:

"that’s me af" -me, every time a zodiac post is me af


me af