Do you ever wonder how someone can even like you?
Snowflakes are a weird concept to me. What makes them that shape? Why do they just fall out of the sky shaped like that? Who is making them that shape? Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
Why are people acting like Muslims get a daily email informing us what we have to condemn?
I’m done apologizing for things I didn’t do.
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
Fuck Yeah Men of Color
forever my favorite post
SOMALIA STAND UPPPPP
mom, dad, I’m bi
bilingual haha hasta luego bitches